ATTENTION!

All passengers and personnel are to assemble on the top deck immediately!

[There's no discussion apparently, as everyone will find themselves whisked to the first deck of the Elegante with their weapons in hand alongside the crew and all helping hands from the boat.]

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Ah-HERM.

Squabs and ducklings, peeps and fledglings, darling pullets and cockerels -

Uncle Redd knows it can be rather confusing with so many captains about. But do let's try to keep our wattles upon our little heads, for the lady Elegante has but one Captain and that -

is

ME.

After all, I have this hat.

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While I appreciate that you've all learned a lesson from the last punishment issued, that didn't mean that you should all feel quite COMFORTABLE turning your attentions to each other in such a manner.
Really now.

ISABELLA DELA VEGA

KARIS NEEDLETEETH

AND LILITH
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